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Demon #1: WWWWWRRRRRYYY!!!!!

[Ouroburos is looking at each demon suspiciously...]

Ouroburos: On behalf of Planet Sauria, I suggest you leave now...

Demon #2: RAAAAHAHAHAH!!!!

Ouroburos: Are you demons incapable of vocabulary patterns???

[The commander of the demons rises up]

???: Aren't we looking brooding, today?

Ouroburos: You have never changed at all, have you?! Come face me, you coward!

Demon #2: GGGGYYYYAAAAHHH!!!!!!!

[A shroud of red auras arosed from the ground...]

Ouroburos: Kurt!

General Kurt: Good to see that this accursed band of villains is still in tact...

Ouroburos: What in the holy mother of fuck do you mean??? The Warriors of Apocalypse broke up after Beecanoe betrayed us...

General Kurt: You realize, Ouroburos, that you haven't been looking in the mirror lately...

Ouroburos: CUT THE CHEAP, PLAYFUL ATTITUDE OF YOURS!!!!

[Ouroburos walks up to Kurt and smacks him...]

General Kurt: Youch! {cackles evilly} That puny punch still can't hurt me... How unfortunate!

Ouroburos: Answer me this: Why have you sided with Terios's immortal army?

General Kurt: Guf-FAH!! I'm not in cahoots with a hag like her... In fact, The only path I take is my own! Besides, heard of rumors that your old friend, Beec's gonna make an alliance with her?

[Ouroburos is traumatized]

Ouroburos: W-w-w-what!?!?

General Kurt: The mentioning of that Dry Bones torments you, doesn't it?

Demon #1: KYYYAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA-KOOOO!!!!!!

Ouroburos: No...

General Kurt: Cry, cry, cry... That's all you do. And I thought that the Saurians are meant to be honorable warriors able to speak their own m----

[Ouroburos snaps out of it, then goes on a brutal rampage...]

Ouroburos: RRRRRAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

General Kurt: Such a nuisance...

[One of the demons charges towards the Saurian]

Demon #2: BBBBOOO-GGGAAAHH!!!!!

Ouroburos: STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!

[Ouroburos punches the demon in the face]

Demon #2: HUHHH?!!?!

Ouroburos: {seethes} DON'T YOU EVER, EVER SPEAK DEAD SHIT ABOUT THAT WEAK DRY BONES... AND ESPECIALLY MY PEOPLE!!!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!

General Kurt: Hahahahaha! You're as dense as I expected...

[Kurt opens up a dimension rift...]

Ouroburos: WHAT THE F---- GGGYYYYAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Demon #1: MUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[The demons consistently push Ouroburos into the rift, with struggling ease]

General Kurt: Why I wonder how the mighty have fallen... But too late! Have fun in Hell.

Demon #2: KURARARARARAHAHA!!!!!!

Ouroburos: D-damn... I will mend your ways, Beecanoe the Dry Bones.

[Ouroburos falls into the rift...]

[Kurt opens up his communicator and reports to a certain someone]

???: Why did you call me at a subtle time like this?

General Kurt: I've met up with Ouroburos...

???: Is he the same species as those blasphemic creatures I annithilated?

General Kurt: Yeah... But he's different than the last time we've seen eye for an eye. Not persona-wise, but on the outside, the creature is different.

???: I have waited for more than three centuries to end this generation of Saurians... Now that there is only one more, we can pray to make this being extinct as well.

[Kurt turns off his communicator...]

General Kurt: The fist that shakes in anger... Is the one that ends up becoming a waste. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

(Meanwhile...)

No. 445: I entrust you'll need our help soon enough, correct?

???: Yeah, yeah! Just shut up already...

[Genius Guy shakes in anger, but snaps out of it]

No. 445: {sighs deeply} Good, then... Whenever you have the time, support each of us in missions.

E.T.G.: Gotcha! Well, it looks E.T.G.'s at it again... But first, I need to become a dude, again... Can't stand his feminine body!

[ETG looks around and shrouds himself with a smoke bomb]

{BOOOOM!!}

(To be continued...)

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