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[The ninja looks around the forest for food...]
ETG: Aw, man! This forest is so gigantic, yet I can't for the life of me find some damn grub! I wonder where it is, anyway...
[ETG spots a scent and sniffs]
ETG: {sniff sniff!} Wait a dirty sec! It smells like--- Could it be? FOOD! HAHAHA, HEY!!!!!
[He runs like a rabid dog, teleporting from treetop to treetop, searching hard for it...]
ETG: YEEEAAA--- Huh?
???: You here somethin'?
ETG: Whaa???
[He peeks way below to see two officers]
Officer #1: I swore I heard a girl!
Officer #2: It oughta just be your running imagination... What would another person be doin' acting like a moron anyway just like us?!
Officer #1: I bet she's hot!
[ETG blushes, then gulps...]
ETG: {whispers} What a perv! I'm a darn guy for cryin' out loud... Just a curse, is all.
Officer #1: Just imagine me with a chick like that, what with her nice rack an' all!
[The other ally smacks his friend across the head]
Officer #1: YOOOOUCH, PAL!!! Watch where you hit me...
Officer #2: No wonder Roid couldn't trust ya! He's off somewhere on his own, taking care of business orders, and all I have to here is you babble about girls!
Officer #1: The thought of that burned my mind off whole, so shaddup!!
Officer #2: You shut up!
Officer #1: You!
Officer #2: No, you!
Officer #1: Uh uh, you!
[ETG is bored out of his mind, so he throws a paper bomb down where the two officers are at]
ETG: {whispers} If this doesn't stop them, I don't know what will... Sayonara, Bakana!
Officer #1: Ha, figures... YOU SUCK! AHAHAHAHAHAHA---
[Officer Two hits the other officer with the butt of his pistol...]
Officer #1: DDDAAAAOOOOWWHH!!!!!!!
Officer #2: Look next to you, idiot...
[Officer Two points at the tree stem...]
Officer #1: I... See... Nothing---
Both Officers: HUH?!?!
[They notice sizzling...]
Both Officers: GGGUUUAAHHH!!!!!!!!
{BOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!}
ETG: Did I hit 'em?
[ETG comes out of the tree bush and looks down to see the two men in smoke...]
ETG: Whowah! My ninja training's finally paid off!
[ETG swoops down to the ground...]
ETG: YATTA!!! YATTA!!! YATTA!!! BUWAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Officer #2: {groans} Hey, kid!
ETG: AHAHAHAH-- What the---?
[He turns his head over to the two officers...]
Officer #1: {huff-huff} YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR SETTIN' UP THAT THERE TRAP!?!?!?
ETG: Uh... Gomenasai? Heh-heh...
Officer #1: "Gomenasai"? THE HELL'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!?! FOR A GIRL, THAT IS LOOOWW!!! ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT, NOW!!
[ETG turns red in the face, stricken with anger...]
Officer #2: Uh, dude?
Officer #1: Not now, you... I HAVE THIS GOODY TWO-SHOES THAT HAS A TAIL THAT NEEDS WHOPPIN'!! I KNEW I AIN'T CRAZY! Heard this girl a while ago... SEE!?!?!?
[Officer One gives his friend a look of disgust...]
Officer #2: What? It wasn't my fault, you klutz...
ETG: You two... DIE NOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Both: THE HELL!?!
[ETG grabs the officer's necks and slits them with a kunai knife...]
ETG: In case you bozos didn't get the message, I'm a frickin' dude! THIS CURSE AFFECTED ME A LONG TIME AGO, AND EVER SINCE THAT DAY... I DON'T LIKE IT!!!! Huh?
[ETG notices the dead officers in front of him... The latter immediately shuts his eyes in disbelief]
ETG: Did I really... Kill those guys?
[A nearby monkey screeches...]
ETG: {sighs deeply} If only it weren't for this curse... It's making me act uncool! I'd probably be better off reporting off to that small fry... Oh, well, mission accomplished!
[He drops a smoke bomb on the ground and makes a backtrack...]
{BUBUBU-BOOOOM!!!}
[Monkeys screech some more...]
(Meanwhile... at the City of Herald)
Replica Ouroburos: I know he'll come here eventually... I just know it.
Replica Beecanoe: You have no sympathy for others, don't you?
[Replica Ouro takes out the Cross of Christ...]
Replica Ouroburos: God is not our saviour, companion... Only Terios is... And I'll make sure of it!
(To be continued...)